You think that's bad? I'm an actual fugitive, wanted in three states for armed robbery! Think of all the wacky confusion I have to deal with!

The phrase "Seeking a friend for the end of the world" is actually in the chorus. And it IS a great song.

First all of two nominees, then this? The Best Song category is like the Jerry to the Oscar telecast's Parks and Recreation department staff.

Do you realize that, with Tom and Ann completing the chain, every single main cast member of P&R have now hooked up?

Furthermore on the wagging front, the writer makes it sound like what is wagging is the thing in his underwear.