Nicole Kidman how about Billy Bob Thornton!

I mean, I knew it would be but it's still gratifying to have that confirmed.

Hopefully that was an autocorrect or something.

The fight is on!

Third base!

a m p e d

I would leave out the "o", and just go with "Gestapian".

Probably :(

I'm actually shocked that Jason Biggs isn't really Jewish.

In Canada, if you make it to 60 years the queen sends you a diamond-encrusted whip.

Chumba… wumba?

I'd like to pretend I deliberately set you up for that.

He often edits the letters down for length; possibly it was specified in a cut paragraph. Also, as Brienne said, the email addresses might give it away.

eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Depends - do you get "rock hard" when plugging in your headphones?

My rule of thumb is to use it as an adjective, rather than a noun. It works for pretty much any demonym, too, if there's any concern that it might come off as derogatory - eg, "Mexicans" vs "Mexican people".

"I get rock hard" is sexually charged, no way around it. Is it so hard to say "I get an embarrassing erection"?

Oh yeah, Veronica Lodge…

Fist "jab", I believe.

Ah, that's what I was thinking of! That was still the slang 15 years ago, at least.