I have them all in a Word document, let's see if I can share it…

The length here is typical but the story itself hasn't been going on for more than the last dozen comments.

Can't forget something I'd never heard of! (Until a few months ago, in a comment section here, that is)

Ugh, I shouldn't have looked. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

They really need to change that team name.

With an explosive ending!

It's like a hot circle of garbage.

Aw, I like it.

We're getting to it; we only just got finished changing the town slogan of Tisdale, SK from "The land of Rape and Honey".

It's because his name sounded like "pineapple-ous", though, right?

Do they not have Canadian pizza in the States? Pepperoni, bacon, and mushroom?

Piled-up sand.

I didn't do it
But if I done it,
How could the MSM tell me that I was wrong?

Fair enough.

3 million more voted for Clinton, etc…

I think they got the whole season in advance, actually, which is why they've been able to release roughly one review per hour.

We should go back to saying "marathon" instead.

AV Club did it first: http://www.avclub.com/artic…

I agree he's probably the straightest straight man this show's had, and while he doesn't quite "fit" I wouldn't say it doesn't work. I've enjoyed his reactions to the weirdness that follows Kimmy around.

Hey Myles, I think you mean "premiere" instead of "finale" here. Not a big deal but at least one spoiler-averse commenter was thrown off.