Depends if "witcher" is a kind of witch, or a kind of witch-hunter. I have no idea which is the case.

She was good but she had virtually no (romantic) chemistry with Batman. I like to imagine they're platonically touring Europe, playing Robin Hood to satisfy their combined needs for justice and crime.

Which is weird in retrospect, given that they've rebooted the character anyway, but I guess they weren't sure they wouldn't keep making Christian Bale Batman movies at the time.

It's a gender-swapped PS I Love You, which isn't by Nicholas Sparks but may as well be.

George Costanza?

I think about this all the time.

OSC looks like an emoticon of a guy dancing.

"I'm Tom Cruise! And so's my wife!"

*throws fedora in trash can*

As a Canadian I can proudly say 'toque'.

"One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like, 'Hey, there's an asshole.' But when you're in the woods you're like, 'Is there an asshole out here?' They look like trees."
-Demetri Martin

Paging the Taco Bell bell

“I love everything about Tyler Durden, his courage and his smarts. His nerve. Tyler is funny and charming and forceful and independent, and men look up to him and expect him to change their world. Tyler is capable and free, and I am not.”

That's a mind trip and a half, I tell you what.

Bum flap

GOD, NO

You know, "nerd culture" is mainstream now. So, when you use the word "nerd" derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist.

Moonlight?

What was the joke there, exactly? Just that their names both end in "-a"?

No, Jimmy was fucking Ben Affleck.