They can only use fictional cities in these movies, like Metropolis, Gotham and London.

HarryPotter, HarryPotter, ooh!
HarryPotter, HarryPotter, that's me!

The idea that a floor of the hospital is a) paid for by a corporation and b) named after that corporation is fairly representative of a lot of the problems in the American healthcare system. It feels like something you'd see in a dystopian novel, a few steps away from "this is the police - brought to you by Wal-Mart©!"

I thought he meant that the floor he was on is sponsored by Costco. The idea that you'd name a wing in a Children's Hospital the same way you'd name a football stadium is mostly what's horrifying to me here.

A friend of mine was working in California for a term and playing basketball with some of his co-workers. One guy sprained his ankle and the first thing he asked was "what's the cheapest hospital nearby?"

These aren't tears of sadness
They're tears of joy
I'm just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha ha

My eyes are just a little sweaty today.

Do you watch his show much? (I don't)

Like, that's such a dystopian phrase for a late-night comedian to say so casually.

I'm Canadian, and the phrase "Costco floor of the Children's Hospital" was completely meaningless to me until today. Now I have to live with the knowledge that that's a thing.

Babies go to Limbo, which is only *technically* Hell.

I would have definitely said "wire" is one syllable, but saying it out loud it does come out as two distinct syllables. "Why-er".

Oo-I-er

#NotAllGiantRobots

Okay, but it was definitely Trump who made the call, right? No question.

We can stop talking about it now since we both said the same thing.

Well I'd actually rather have a million dollars!

Ask for Mike

Sorry, that should be "beliebes"

I would not be surprised at all if Sheeran believes that Bieber is American.