Fallon?

The lady leaves her fiance to date a bee voiced by Jerry Seinfeld.

I've seen it used ironically for at least as long as I've known the word existed.

"Toy Story 2 was okay!"

I think we like him! I don't know if he's a good actor, though.

Kate and Leopold is kind of a deep cut - I had no idea she was in that movie - but aside from that, you're right, these are exactly what you'd expect an interviewer to ask her about.

This is why everyone should get my new app, called FakeBlock. It's the anti-social network!

Ooh, true! I'd forgotten we didn't know her father, but it would make a lot of sense.

[vomits]

I will never get tired of this joke.

Same. WTF happened?

And always wear sunscreen.

Out on the road today, I saw a DeadHead sticker on a Cadillac.

Is that pronounced "putting" or "putting"?

Yeah, even Cinderella worked in a bunch of new material. If this is actually going to be shot-for-shot, I don't see the point of doing it at all, you know? The original is pretty timeless, I don't think anyone's clamoring for a cgi remake

My first guess for the Dragon's daughter would be Mulan, but she's been on the show before. I'd be happy to have her back, if that's who they're referring to!

Make Antarctica Great Again!

I heard it was Springsteen's "Fast Car" he was trying to get.

FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!

"A baby tree?" from Charming made me laugh harder than I have in weeks.