Ugh, don't remind me.

Whoa, that never even occurred to me!

Sounds aboot right.

Like mashed potatoes without the gravy.

I just hear "Russian Unicorn" whenever it's playing, and that makes it okay.

They're fighting Billy Bob Thornton's band.

Oh man, I loved these books. I have no idea, in retrospect, whether they were any good, but I devoured them as a kid.

Niece, sorry.

Didn't she play his daughter in Much Ado About Nothing?

Actually I have no feelings about Bradley Cooper one way or another.

Cooper! Why did it have to be Cooper…

He was born a pauper to a pawn, on Christmas day.

Is it not worth watching? It's been on my list forever but my wife isn't interested at all.

And a white guy gets cast in this in 3…2…

Like the week all of the "Hear This" articles were songs nominated for "song of the year" at the Grammys, and people lost their shit.

I've never read anything that made we want to watch a Lars von Trier film. They seem singularly unpleasant and self-important.

No, I have a bad feeling about this!

It's not even set in Notre Dame? I missed that my first time through. Wtf?

There will be three more of these in production by the summer. Guaranteed.

Wanda Sykes.