you gotta stop doing this. now, that's a caption.

"I might be too good a mime. Since you can't pay me for this entertainment, could you maybe tear off your anachronistic jeans (like mine) and give me a show? #spockcock"
or
"I'm not changing the radio. I really like Michael Giacchino. This is based on Up, right? I know I'm late to the party."

It is often said that LeeLee Sobieski is the female me, but Claire Danes could in fact portray me in a HBO movie. She'd be a great pseudo-troll.

In the vein of Erik Adam's statement, people also misappropriate what a true bait and switch is… I mean, bait and switch, that sounds complex. Like, I got Midgets vs. Mascots from Netflix, not reading anything about it, and I got it just because I was training to be a mascot, and shortly after clicking play, and…

Alien Jesus, I don't know you that well, but I have read this several times - frankly, the way and the frequency in which I'm looking at it is much like the data processing that takes place when I look in the mirror - and there's a certain amount of levity, or joking, I have to give it in order to not feel like you've…

I will express my initial problems with the ending as a reply to you, because I'm too insecure to set independent statements idly to sea, just because I'd feel dumb, or something. Replying feels constructive. Since the ending, I have been scouring for a semi-applicable comment:
The ending wasn't quite exceptional…

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus I feel like there was a better place to put this, but everything could always just have been in my head:
Jess's Dad should move in with Elizabeth and BERNIE!, for a spin-off. Just of all the already lived-in characters. that's all, I think. It would be really good.

@avclub-410e7a8274d8cdf0f354bfac7dd2c648:disqus I was born butt-hurt, but also … I can't imagine there having been less tv coverage. Does that mean there were just less features and coverage and articles overall? I know inventory's forever been a thing, but this past week and month, there's been a lot more inventory…

I have been scouring the internet for those early Arrested Development trailers.. are they.. do they exist now? There was not a link… and I thought AVClub/Sean O'Neal loved her links.

oh, yeah, I totally forgot about the penis cast, which was important like the badger, and part of what the badger represents, and also what got me in love with this show. I'm gonna watch the penis cast episodes right now.

@Chico_McDirk:disqus shiv-bang? zip-clang? piss-stang?

@avclub-9d1942432324ea09962de3755c15a28e:disqus , I am ~replying to myself~ twice.
And, it's a little lazy, and that's what makes the walkthrough feature interesting, but neither CeCe nor Shivrang were that important to this season, even though they were part of the framework. Much like last week's episode, none of the…

Just because Mindy had a shortened theme, I think. Has that been done this season? And, the "Bad Girls" sequence was enjoyable, but then I just stopped enjoying it as much… \
And, I guess I can understand a girl being annoyed about a penis knocking off her glasses, if she's tired.
When I watched New Girl, though, I was…

Curtis Armstrong has been making such appearances on tv shows for the past 40 years.. I don't know much about him in the age of T.Swift, but ol' tv nerds will eventually find so much decadent nostalgia in T.Swifts tv appearances, because a good percentage of lifetime TV watchers like T.Swift more than you, and also…

Also, since it's finale time, it is the time of the Walkthrough feature, and New Girl has every reason to have a Walkthrough feature… because it can, it had one before the season, and blah blah..
@avclub-410e7a8274d8cdf0f354bfac7dd2c648:disqus obviously you're not in tune with the way TV Club works, as that's the main…

yeah, it's sweat from wanking to the idea of Prinston. I clean up well, but sweat is from deep within.

@avclub-22cfdce02d35728058686d49fc89a63b:disqus , I was really only referring to the "very funny character" part. In past threads, everyone was really mad that Shivrang seemed like he'd be hanging around forever, even with the knowledge that there would be some jilting, people didn't seem to like him at all, and just…

Should I get on a mailing list for that Philadelphia chapter of that club? You know, because I'm in-ish Philadelphia. I'm in Philadelphia more than my ex-girlfriend thinks non-jealousy-fueled things about me (I'm not saying this as a dick - she broke up with me, and everything's been confusing since then, though we…

Mope rock? no, see, more like Moe. proxy! So, can streaming just mean available on iTunes, for money? I always assumed it meant free, and on NPR… Actually, does NPR have an article (also weird) or any audio available on their site about the word "streaming" and "online" to be used for anything that isn't physical…

Parenthood brah. apathy kills you. or leads to cancer, then you get chemo, and end up a nasty born-for-the-3rd-time…again.