Was that H. Jon? … why do certain people not get listed in credits? I am an angry internet commenter.

in real life, are you the nicest lady? I bet you are. Wanna titty fuck? I'll just lay there.

wait… so, did you find it?

Have you already proclaimed A worst episode? Because, I will read THAT review.

Yo, Kill Fuck Marry Torture: Adrian, Jenny, Boo, Keyser Söze?
Also, the audio kind of goes with the Inside Amy Schumer video, which are very similar, in explosive pride, "the fight was not the most important part. The fight was the heart" goes with the jackin, and wedding cake eating, and when the video ends, the guy's…

that doesn't take place in Philadelphia

Like some people might say about some movies that some people would give 3 stars, it's a good diversion. You can do something while watching it, and there will be moments you'll want to pay attention to. It  ends with the sunsetting blah blah, you know, as if you're watching it as an experience, that you can be fine…

fuck you. starving is a… I mean, do your research, it's easy to not be thin, starving is not specified, and also he has a nasa uniform, it's not… there's no reason for you to say that… where's that coming from? what feelings? to be so mean? I really, my hormones are out of wack. milk. (blu-ray available on Amazon Used…

how long was that whole laugh? How much of a fraction of the whole running time? What would its proportion be to all the laughs you've ever had at probably anything ever, or insert comic impresario, iDUNNO, tim, zach, yunno.

dancing mad and gentle herpes, you the same person? You should have 2-person show, for real, come on, come on, come on, go, and you can ask everyone on AV Club comment sections to help you fund it, thru kickstarter (tho indiegogo is better) and they couldn't have any excuse not to, given what they've said on threads…

nah, i mean both of those things can be done like knock knock who's tha… oh hello, what's that, you tried to die?, well come on, let's hook you up to life support, and give you drugs, you little baby, and then you look at this vegetable all hooked up in a bed, and miserable, and laugh because it's not you.

a webby?

metametameta

Their first date was Virtual Systems Analysis, which aired April NINETEENTH!, so they're pretty well on schedule.
@encartalt and @cappodocious express the same sentiment, but I already said this, and I do genuinely like my way better, except that I had to follow it up with cocky nonsense.
Also, we don't get the idea…

OH, OKAY, GOOD. I AM IN A PUBLIC PLACE WITH OUTTA WHACK HEADPHONES, SO I WILL WATCH IT WHEN I AM ALONE WITH MY MATCHING TOUPEE. THAT'S REALLY GOOD THAT A BLACK MAN WITH ATTITUDE IS PLAYING TUPAC, FRICKIN MARAH EARKIN AND HER OUTTA WHACK SPECULATIONS. YOU KNOW, THANK YOU.

You're alll referring to one of genius. The word stroke is bandied around derogatorily on the internet, yet the worse context I can find to it is, I dunno, some crazy artist, himself bandying around a brush like he (or she, but come on, crazy artist girls focus on mythic realism) is on the internet, and okay, maybe…

that is vanessa bayer in that photograph, but does Gilda Radner look like her? Are either of them Jewish? does SNL properly portray the Jewish experience? Beyond entertainment, who will this expansion be good for? Why are there so many self-centered Americans that oh so love paying for Netflix so greedily mad about…

can only jews and south asians play Tupac? You know people from the east? Why Not Donald Glover, he's from Georgia probably, eastern America… or maybe Jon Daly, yaknow originality broreo.
Edited because I originally used the term indians for south asians, and from my observance of south asians and other south asians,…

YO YO IS SPRING BREAKERS GONNA BE ON THIS WATCH THIS? IS THERE A FORMAT TO THIS? HOW DO I KNOW WHAT THIS TO WATCH! WILL THERE BE ANY NOTICE OF THE AMOUNT OF THE OTHER ASPECTS OF THE SUBJECT MOVIE? DOES THIS HAVE THE MOST MUSCLES OF ALL THE WATCH THIS-ES?

There's no space on the internet. Isn't everything bandwidth? I only say that because I'm on the kick of saying I don't know, like in ending statements like this, like I don't know, but that's such a kick because I can try to save it with statements like, I'm happy this was posted, because otherwise I wouldn't have…