the one time that works..? how do you apologize for wasting everybody's time without just sounding suicidal?

Steve Martin? Lewis Black? Gilbert Gottfried? Jerry Lewis?

Adam Sandler? Louis CK? Zack Galifianakis? Dane Cook? Lewis Black? Ellen Degeneres? Doug Stanhope?

CANCER FREE! AND WITH MORE BLACK FLAVOR!
 - watching the "Frozen Yoghurt" episode of Veep

CANCER FREE! AND WITH MORE BLACK FLAVOR!
 - watching the "Frozen Yoghurt" episode of Veep

Everybody.

the airport movie was fun. However, the children of today know Tom Hanks as that kind of old guy who milks and creams and then ices, to enjoy on an island with a volleyball friend, the audience's enthusiasm.
- watching the "Frozen Yoghurt" episode of Veep

I'm talking "too" and about you! Who are you to affirm that a person can "stay," and where? "stay" where? What? In a dorm you're oh so proud to have? You're still in a mindset where you respect marijuana usage and abusage, like it's something exceptional of a person? Every fucking person wherever they can "stay" what…

fuckin tits! fuckin bulgin tits!

i'm gonna jizz on your face, and then knock it off. you, with this "you can stay" attitude, represent the awfulness of my college experience. AND "hmmm" is not a sound that should be made by mammals with mouths that can open, except for hmmm maybe cats, because THAT'S YOU'RE FAVORITE ANIMAL, ISN'T IT!? WHAT, YOU THINK…

This was a real honest musical presentation that allowed us to see more of its women than before, if we only watch tv - UNLESS, they're wearing make-up that makes it look as if they're not wearing make up, OR the camera is using a magical filter from a vintage porn dumpster. I was also delighted by the enviable sound…

Yeah, I've been suspicious she's gotten enhancements. Good for you, making exceptional your appreciation for a woman once she augments what is already womanly enough on her.

"Look at my shit in the dark - Look at my shit e'r'where—where'er you look: they's a fight so hungry people can eat? look at my shit. they's a cop beatin' up a guy? look at my shit… Look at my shit in the way guys yell when they're mad an'—look at my shit in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know…

lotta people talking about jim carrey being less than the lovable goof that we know and love from 2 dr. seuss adaptations and in living color, notably a different person, but he's a better person than those people you think he's been transformed into, notably because he's all over a better person AND HE'S GOING FOR…

LAUGHTER.

@avclub-c404a5adbf90e09631678b13b05d9d7a:disqus That's one word, concept, sandwich, that if there's a possibility you're talking about it, you are, no matter the spelling.

everybody -
Kroll Show 2nd season airs sometime P>M>

If they made a workplace sitcom about people making hotdogs, or any show about people making hotdogs, it would be like Outsourced or a spin-off of some SNL skit (a la Cork-soakers) or all the talent and concept of a traditional daytime public-access show in a nice studio with nice cameras and did I mention the hotdogs…

What about Andrew Zimmerman? Drew Carey? Jonah Hill? Some guy who's currently saying "Thassa spicy meatball!"? Bear w/ Grillz?

WHAT IS THAT APPPPPPP! I WANT AN EXCUSE TO DONATE TO ALL THE BAD ORGS! LENADUNHAM.ORG! FART!
oh, I see from the below comment that the app is called StickK. If you are in Central Eastern to South less-Eastern PA, and you see an iPhone 4S with a black incipio card-carrier case, pretty please contact me. I imagine that…