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There was something about 'head of security for the Russian mining town' stealing the secret x-ray files.

Have you ever tried to get zombie gore off your windshield? Snaps wiper blades right in half.

Or Vincent turns out to be King of the Polar Bears and leads all 3000 of them into battle, slaughtering the 713 human residents of Fortitude. All hail King Badger.

"Last month, Robert pleaded no contest to urinating on the checkout display at a CVS in Texas and was fined $500."

Seriously. This whole winter break for two months has been taken to a whole new level.

Hell no. They've got that adopted-kid-in-the-dark/I-can't-stay-away-birth-parent vibe going on. Their relationship is beyond a power imbalance and screaming incest from every corner.

Yes. I agree. Ellie is human and she reacted like any other spouse in the situation, despite her training.

She already had a full plate (Game of Thrones, etc) when she agreed to do the show in the second season though. I thought that she said she'd be back on Elementary again. I could be wrong though. It might be wishful thinking on my part.

You mean Broadchurch? Yes, I have been. It's much more spread out and the detectives are exposed in the worst ways. It's sort of heartbreaking really. I like the new characters though. In particular, all of the lawyers are fascinating characters.

We've had it since the early '00s and never had a problem either - At least for Internet. We cut the tv cord a long time ago and stream. We watch nearly everything a day after everyone else, but it's a tolerable situation. It will be tv Nirvana when we can stream HBO.

I don't mind. If the American version is horrible, I can stick to the British version and ignore the American. If it's good, then I'll have both. Either way I come out ahead.

Fuller and American Gods? You just made me amazingly happy.

Hey! Watch it! I'm female.

The Ken Burns treatment would have been great as a limited series on HBO or Showtime. But noooooo. We got Brad Pitt falling out of a plane.

Honestly, he deserves it after what those jokers did to it the first time.

They'll probably use Chlumsky as the Clarice character. I thought they laid the groundwork for it very well. Miriam would be significantly different from copyrighted Clarice, but could serve the same purpose in a similar story. The FBI should view her as 'damaged goods' - far too damaged to continue in law

On Revenge, there are plotholes big enough for whaling vessels. That's what makes it quirky and fun!

Dexter ended in 2013. OTOH, the stupidity of the last season could fill "worst of" lists for a decade or more.

Oh well.

It's really bad when the dogs don't want to go out with you. I'm so happy I can stay inside now.