Hilarious comment, but that's just ONE GUY who works for them. You could be 006. Not so lucky.

Well, is that not a good boss that inspires that kind of devotion? Certainly sounds preferable to most of the bosses I've had. Most of them I just hated.

Adama was awesome, but working for him would mean that I…live in the world depicted in that show. No thanks. And also, if I want to ultimately survive, I'll have to embrace a ham-handed Luddite philosophy that I want to smack Ron D. Moore upside the head for, even if he did bring us all those awesome Klingon episodes…

I'd like to work for Secretly Kenyan Muslim Obama. Spend all day in the lair, conspiring to force Liberal values on everyone while taking away their guns. And overseeing death panels. That's guy's got Change I can get behind.

Captain Picard.

No, I want academics with English degrees voting on it. The "democratic process" is mindless and anarchic, and how we end up with more and more stupid "words" every year. I don't want the hillbillies of America deciding the direction of the language.

I thought the same thing - this song is awesome, but who the hell hasn't heard it? "Sin" would have been a great choice.

I'd like that job just so I could veto stupid words. Too many of them cave nowadays, I think.

I say a handlebar mustache is OK if you're a burly dude who rides a motorcycle, plays rugby, is a bear-type gay, and/or Hulk Hogan. Otherwise you look like a dumbass. I'm looking at you, Guy Fieri.

Oh yeah, I remember that too. The altered beginning drumbeat with coin sounds on every other beat was great. "Tscchh…DOING!….Tscchh…DOING!"

Your grandmother is awesome.

Little known (or maybe not so little known) fact: Richard Patrick is the brother of Robert Patrick, who played the T-1000 in T2.

It's funny you mention that album…I could always give "Used to Love Her" the benefit of the doubt as just a bad joke that wasn't very funny (though it's still a very catchy song, and I admit I won't turn the channel if it comes on)…but "One in a Million" is a racist embarrassment. If "Used to Love Her" raised…

Actually, I would say Pretty Hate Machine is their most dated-sounding album, and parts of it are unlistenable now due to sheer bathos. I love stuff like the above-mentioned track, "Terrible Lie", the WONDERFUL "Sin", and "Ringfinger"…but stuff like "Something I Can Never Have" and "That's What I Get" just comes off…

I always thought "Head Like a Hole" was a spot-on parody of greedy libertarians who will fuck everyone and everything else over for their own gain, and I love it for that reason. "Capital G" was a later revisitation on the same theme.

I always understood "trolling" to mean pretending to argue a position online that you don't actually believe, just to get people riled up (which is a dick move, but still a specific kind). In other words, if you're arguing for something you sincerely believe, no matter how stupid or unpopular, it's not trolling. It's…

"Batman laughed at my boner? I'll show him!"

Little secret: there is no such thing. Women fart, shit, burp, look bad some days, get angry sometimes, and will sometimes drive you nuts, because they're…people. I realize if you're 56, this post must be at least a little bit facetious (I hope, anyway), so this is not really directed at you personally, so much as the…

I can deal with "hangry". That one makes sense, because those are two things that can and do often go hand-in-hand, and it's a valid concept. I hate "frenemy" with a passion of a thousand suns, though. How can you portmanteau two opposites? If you're not sure if someone is your friend or your enemy - they're probably…

It pisses me off when people extrapolate the gradual evolution of language to mean "absolutely anything goes, there should be no standards, and we need to accept every proposed neologism uncritically and without question". Fuck them for not being willing to exercise a bit of selectivity. I know, it's HERESY! to think…