"I love-watch Game of Thrones, so I’m immensely forgiving of things that perhaps are not the strongest attributes of the show.”

I still can't get over the fact that they paid some guy to fly out to Croatia, airfare and hotel included, just to show his wang on camera for like two seconds.

Unpopular opinion time: I enjoyed the Enterprise finale because hey, I'm suddenly watching an episode of a better show!

The greatest series finale to me will always be TNG: All Good Things. I've always pointed to that as an example of a finale done RIGHT.* How the hell is that rated below average for the show?

I think the point was more, if he could get over it way back then, everyone else should too.

This is why most state laws have reasonable windows to address this kind of thing. I don't think if you're 18 in most places, you'll go to jail for having sex with a 16 year old, but it depends on the state.

Nope, it was commonplace in the classic era through at least the Pertwee era (maybe later) and in the Eccleston season of the reboot, before Tennant insisted on them changing it to "The Doctor".

I don't know who this actress is, so I can't comment on her particular desirability in the role for me.
But with regard to a female Doctor in general: There's a Youtube video floating around of a Tom Baker interview from around '83 or '84, saying among other things that there would be nothing wrong with a female…

A hipster at this point is anyone whose tastes disagree with yours. Completely meaningless insult anymore.

And kind of like bad parodies people do of Shatner now. You know… "Mister…Spock…the…Klingons…are…approaching", and changing positions wildly between every word. He never acted anything like that, but it's become a go-to hack parody. And I think it also originated with Family Guy.

…Or should be, anyway. But first the woman whose vagina was destroyed will have to stand up in front of a court to prove she didn't in fact deserve it.

I'm glad someone else commented on this. I'm sure George Takei has better things to do than sit around on Facebook all day and make shitty puns about things. George Takei IS funnier than that, and it's begun to tarnish his multi-generational Internet coolness. I actually unfollowed him because of how lame "his" jokes…

Actually, "image macros" is what the pictures are actually called. They become memes when they are repeated. The definition of "meme" is anything that gets repeated enough to take on a life of its own. Memes CAN be image macros, but don't have to be, and vice versa. The old expression "There are no atheists in…

I haven't seen either of those movies, but I've always thought that kind of sums up the difference between Sesame Street when I was a kid, and Sesame Street now. Nowadays it's just all focused on Elmo, because Elmo's an idiot.

Impact was originally created in 1963, and through a series of random licensing and usage choices ended up as one of the cornerstone fonts for word processing and internet use.

As a Bostonian, anyone who's not from here should never try to do the accent. They can never get it, it always sounds stupid, just don't bother.

I once met a fat man from Alabama who said "There is no part of the pig that is not delicious".
I, being the smarmy Bostonian that I am, asked him "So, does that mean the pig's asshole is delicious too then?"
He said "If you seasoned it right, probably".

The long gag of everyone spitting kills me every time.
Alas, I think the Naked Gun movies were subject to diminishing returns.

The part nobody ever quotes, which is what makes it the funniest, is when the interviewer asks him, "So, why don't you just make 10 louder, then?" He hesitates, thinks for a second in his rather dim brain, then reiterates, "…These go to 11".

TNG, "Timescape", when Picard draws a smiley face on the frozen warp-core explosion cloud.