I've never gotten the appeal of strip clubs. Part of it is respect for women, but also, I just think the whole idea is stupid. You're paying money to look at a naked woman that you can't touch, and you also can't touch yourself, so what's the point? Assuming you get hard, it's like paying for blueballs. If I want to…

I've gone back and forth on Amy Schumer and decided I don't really think she's THAT attractive, but I'd probably fuck her. Does that make sense? At least, she's got killer hips, so I don't think a lap dance would be disappointing.

If by amazing you mean "pretentious", yes. There's really no other adjective that comes to mind for putting umlauts on regular, everyday English words. But then, the NYC elite are so much better than the rest of us in a way that those of us who don't pay thousands of dollars a month to live in closets will ever…

Yep. Or moreover, "someone whose tastes differ from mine and that I find objectionable".

The way I see it, RHCP has been coasting since Californication. Every song I've heard from them from that point on has sounded like the same damn song. It's like they recorded "Scar Tissue" and said "Hey, that was a pretty good song…let's release album after album of songs that sound like that one, for the rest of our…

Yeah, see…I'm of the opinion that a band's radio songs should merely function to sell you the band, and get you to listen to their deep cuts. If a band's singles are their best tunes, I don't think much of them.

I thought it was sex that lost its fun after marriage, and that masturbation was your only respite. But I've never been married, so I don't know.

Yeah, we know, anyone who has different tastes from yours is a "hipster". I'm convinced that term has no real meaning anymore, other than as a placeholder to denigrate anyone the speaker wishes to denigrate. Blah, blah, blah, hipster, hipster, hipster. Gettin' old.

I admire your honesty. Have an upvote.

Hey now, Jack White might be a pretentious asshole, but he's a solid guitar player, at least if you like that kind of sloppy, fuzzed-out sound, and IMO writes half-decent songs most of the time, though some people find them annoying. He's just one of those divisive artists, but he's not a total fuckface talent-wise.

They're nothing compared to Foo Fighters fans, though. I don't even think Pee Wee Herman can come (huh huh) close to how constantly some people masturbate over how good the Foo Fighters supposedly are.

Yes, I understand that, but I believe I addressed that point and gave my take on why it seems like music has gotten worse.

Fuck no. I'm not a Foo Fighters fan, but I merely think they're unremarkable. I would never say they're worse than the audio diarrhea that is Matchbox 20.

Yes, anyone who says they don't like the Foo Fighters must not be being honest. Nobody could POSSIBLY REALLY disagree with your music tastes! Don't you know, every single person really loves the Foo Fighters, but some are just too much of a stuck-up twat to admit it, right? I mean, how could anyone not like them?…

Well, it obviously bothers you personally that people don't like a band you like. So, I say, keep them coming.

I also first thought the name was Food Fighters when they first came out. I think Food Fighters would have been a much better band name.

That song title always made me think of a turd that won't flush. Huh huh, "Floaty".

You might have a point, but Dave used to be in a band that WASN'T boring dad rock, a band that pretty much actively pissed off dads, so it's extra-disappointing coming from him.

This is actually pretty much my take on the "music sucks today" vs. "there is still good music, you just aren't looking for it" debate. I believe there IS still good music today, and bad music, just as there always has been, however, I think it's easier to make BAD music nowadays than it used to be, because of the…

I don't know how much sarcasm is implied there, but for fuck's sake, I should hope the dude can sing his own song perfectly.