I'm late and don't know if it's been said already, but you don't actually "win" a car on game shows and get to drive it off the set. You pay for the sales tax, and the shipping to where you live, which is expensive enough that a lot of contestants can't afford it and forgo the car. Basically, you win the chance to buy…

Hopefully they won't be catering the event.

I will never try these stupid disgusting flavor Jelly Belly beans, but I love me the regular kind. They can make a lump of plastic-y sugar material really taste like ANYTHING. That's why I always found these gross-out ones to be even more disturbing - their REGULAR flavors actually taste like what they're supposed to,…

What about the thousands that died on the burning ships in the Battle of the Blackwater?

I believe I would definitely watch something involving Billie Piper getting nailed.

Formula for a RTD season finale:

I'm fine with there not being a Doctor Who movie, because the last one was fucking terrible. Yes, the Paul McGann movie sucked. Deal with it. It wasn't McGann's fault, but it still sucked. The title sequence was OK, the beginning with McCoy was enjoyable and the TARDIS interior was beautiful, but other than that, fuck…

NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Correction: She died in 2010, not 2007.

"Wonderwall" is yet another example of a song I can't fucking stand hearing anymore, by an artist I generally like. It's with "Piano Man" and "Sweet Caroline" in that regard.

Wow. I literally have not given a shit about Oasis since Morning Glory, and always figured the Gallaghers were raging douchebags and left it at that. But wow, Noel seems to have turned out pretty decent after all if this interview is any sign. He says nothing but sensible things here. I'd wager 10-to-1 Liam is still a…

The season with "Darmok", "Cause and Effect", and "Ensign Ro" was a stumble? You get the hell out of here.

You know, when I talk about someone who plays the trombone, I really want to call them a tromboner. I really do think it should be changed from trombonist, because dammit, boner is fun to say. You play the trombone? Ha, ha, you're a tromboner.

"Terrible visual style"? I thought TNG had a very comfortable aesthetic.

Hey, "Sins of the Father" was fucking amazing.

Yeah. Guys that have "legal countdowns" for teenage celebrities are fucking creepy. In my opinion, as a 33 year old man, if you're a grown man looking at girls even CLOSE to the borderline, that's fucked up. The legal age of consent is a BARE MINIMUM. Just because you won't go to jail for fucking someone 18-19 as an…

I really don't think you need to tell AVClub members to watch an episode of Firefly, especially the one with Christina Hendricks. For fuuuuuuuuuuuck's sake.

I'm getting a lot like this with the most overplayed songs from artists I like.

"Simple Man" is a great song for blasting while driving alone through the woods on an empty, winding road, and without a care in the world.

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, "Breakdown", from 1985's Pack Up the Plantation. As a rule, I'm not a fan of live recordings of songs where the crowd sings half the song (I paid to hear the singer, not the crowd). This song is the one glaring exception. This performance is ALIVE.