ZOINKS!

Something he picked up from Dennis Miller's Weekend Update no doubt.

goat ghosts

doubtful.

Heard it here first folks….

I think it started a little before Old Mad Murdoch's time. See:

Bolivian smells the best.

MillerLite is the crem de la crem of American lawnmower beers. Labatt's and Molson are also nice.

They're out there; they just don't sell as well. Go with Atwater Dirty Blonde or Bell's Lager of the Lakes.

Pilsner Urquel was one of my early favorites. Good stuff.

Prim proper actress wife no doubt.

I thought along those lines. I think his reaction implies that he had NO IDEA that she would actually do it. He was just harmlessly dream fucking her and now? Well, maybe his magic isn't all that it's cracked up to be….

it does if you want commercial advertising every 8 minutes

just take pride in the fact that you're one of the few.

Didn't you read; in order to collect the cash you must CREATE the data to support HIS BELIEFS.

If it helps any, he's the Kennedy that was charged with sexual assault I believe.

So you're saying his sperms came into contact with thimerosal and THAT'S what caused the unfortunate and random genetic mutation?

Hey! I bought some of specialty beer just for you.

FISHING CANOES

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