Text me all dick pics at wiener.com one dollar per pic and I promise not to post them at gawker .

Ha ha ! It only took three years but I have my Revenge! My mother is a saint, even if she loves large hairy men

While it's a shame they made her wrap her legs around dumb shit there, at least they didn't give her ice cubes ala showgirls

That is nice of your mum

As a mediocre white man I know you,ll be looking forward to my unsolicited and underwhelming dick pics!

A few laughs but yeah, I was done

Remember- this is the guy who thought the prequels got a bad rap. Proceed with caution. Thanks for reading.

Heavier than a feather

I had a great weekend and my wife's friend talked to me about going to therapy for my anxiety. She is the best. It was great talking to somebody who has been there. Love you say

I may have. There is an av group with a player who used the same name/pic. Results were discussed in the teti b&the column last season

Completely unrelated, but I've been meaning to congratulate you on your fantsy football performance and keep forgetting. Looking forward to next season

Me too. It sucks balls. Stupid parents

I hate almost everything anymore

If this makes my ass hole rep, scott perry, searches something I can request through foia, then it might be worth it

And then Sanchez runs into trumps butt. Score!

Jfc av club - you can't have 'honors John goodman' in two headlines without making me worry!

I'm not sure I believe his math, but I appreciate that they're just trying to stay in business. I'd be curious to see how well they'd do with a subscription model but imagine that can be tricky to try too.

And you are a turd

Is that a goverment gig? I do private consulting where every job NEEDS TO BE DONE LAST WEEK FOR HALF THE MONEY. It's a little stressful

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