Soggy handshake Muppet sounding motherfucker

Fuck you Chris Wallace

I think you and I have a different definition of good living, Mr blankenship

As someone with family in the industry, I wanted to challenge your claim of 100k salaries for the typical employee, counted as takehome with health care and retirement, lest any random browsers think its true. This reads like ad copy

Pay an almost liveable wage. Spend ad dollars bitching about social welfare problems. Neglect public infrastucture, particularly lead water pipes.murder union organizers who advocate for fair wages for a hazardous job on par with an Alaskan fishermen. Buy a governor. That is how a wv coal town works. And they keep…

I think I'm an average guy. I think an undecided voter is either willfully ignorant or an active racist fuckwad. Don't lump me with hin. Fuck this bone asshole.

I haven't looked at all the comments yet, but if someone else has a better idea for 'optimistic sci fi classics' that is significantly different than this list, I'd like to see it.

Check his belly button

I realize I veered off topic, but that still breaks my heart. I taped his first show back and still listen to it. Don't worry baby.

I remember hearing this asshat talk with Don & Mike out of DC. Fuck him. I miss Frieda, just another senseless car crash.

no worries - I was just impressed with the cleverness of the renaming and didn't want to take credit. i really appreciate you and trumpkin doing these weekly writeups.

'Thundergun, what is best in life?'
To crush Smilner, to see him driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of his mom.

I wish I could have taken credit for the awesome renaming that is 'reposted ESPN', but I believe that was ewlmo

Not to mention that there are maybe only 8 decent qbs in the dang league

I realized my son was growing up (relatively) was when he declared that his Thomas trains were for babies.

TWIN daughters?! He's going to be grey in no time (source- my brother with 8 & 5 yr old girls) .

It's the Simpsons gene!

WHO IS GREAT? BRATE BRATE BRATE!
WHO IS GREAT? BRATE BRATE BRATE!
WHO IS GREAT? BRATE BRATE BRATE!

I'm new this year so the returning teams can better confirm, but this is probably a combination of expanding from 10 to 12 teams and starting 1 instead of 2 QBs

For the real Belichick experience, you should try Jon Bois' "Belichick Offseason Simulator"