I'd 'romance' her

Recently went to a Cinematic Titanic show and enjoyed it immensely, but you're right - it's not MST3K.

well, it's no Hell on Wheels

(NEXT TO VANDERWERF IN AN ILL-FITTING WAITRESS UNIFORM)

You know that M&M commercial where the pretzel doesn't want to get eaten by the "Hungry Eyes" guy….

"I want to smell your ass!" - James Joyce

AHS Season Two:  Rubber Balls and Liquor

This is the only special that is a must-see for me.

or the potential for a box of dead kittens to turn into crude oil

I seem to remember there was a contest before this started where you could win a visit from one of the characters.  Did I imagine this, or did RM visit someone in real life?

I wish I had a poster of the Connie Britton photo above.

if only they would add the "Time of the Apes" & "Sinbad" MST3Ks.

Directed by Garry Marshall.  Starring Julia Roberts.

"I'm the goddamn Galt"

I love Hayes Carll, and I'm glad you do too.

There used to be one in York, PA - until the paper reported that a nest of baby mice was found in the ice cream machine.