Tyles, you fucker, you beat me to the punch.

Gallo's annual media cum-shot. Mop, please?

Initially, they thought the charges were bassless.

@ alurin
HA !!

He's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it.

Nice, Qweef. I remember my mom drinking that 'stuff' ….we're a down-to-earth bunch.

As a southern gentlemen, it behooves me to remind ya'll that two massive matching phalli, adorned in rough-rider regalia and placed side-by-side, would never be built in the South.

Auto-tuning is your only hope

I remember that episode when you poured salt in a zombie's mouth, then sewed it's mouth shut while trying not to awaken it. Suspense!

18 days sounds even better

Yeah, I agree. Do you think that selection is the best song of their production?!?! I've not listened to other parts of the show, but the Letterman gig surely did not motivate me further.

This shit can't be worse than 'Grown Ups'.

Last one outta here….
…Turn Off the Dark

TV promised me a better life. But TV has whored itself, right under my nose, for the last time.

Joaquin Phoenix should've gotten this role: he's not afraid of a dirty bomb.

So it's Evolution, not Revolution?

Agree, doc. Violent displays just allow corrupt politicians to use the system more easily to snuff-out dissent.

Yea, Leggo: Just start a FaceBook rally to get 2500 people to each register a TV Club profile over the next month or so.

@Julie Delpys Lipstick
The silver lining is that maybe folks will start moving back to California.

Let's take a 'Painted Ladies with Big Hair' tour of NJ.