No apologies necessary. I missed what you wrote pre-edit, but rest assured *I* was the one being a dick. A persnickety dick. I really enjoy your reviews and your writing (I've been faithfully following your "X-Files" reviews for a long time…I think since "Millennium" popped up.) In fact, it was your reviews that got…

Two thoughts: One, this episode was brilliant. Two, this review was damn near incoherent. I understand the idea of sticking to some kind of structrual gimmick a la the worst Pitchfork reviews, but if you need to toss in a disclaimer in the observations section that flat out states, "In case you couldn't tell, I…

3rd Bass tried to warn us, but I'm afraid both Abed and the viewing public got Rachel's "Glassface"

No, it's how people who don't wear glasses imagine people who wear glasses act.

The best part? YOU'RE NEVER PROVEN OTHERWISE.

That was my one and only experience with a VHS game. I played it with a kid in my neighborhood, and he was really excited about the whole idea. Problem was, we both were highly motivated by the ticking clock element, and ended up beating what should have been an hour long game in about 10 minutes.

"Whatever Happened to Kevin Spacey, Or, PDN Struggles Valiantly With Object Permanence"

He's definitely more Super Soul, though designed to be less of a mystic

Another fine graduate of the "Prison Break" school of corrections.

It's a shame they didn't hang on to the original Black Jesus; his timing was fantastic. http://184.106.250.67/videos/watch/f04bf2b3429e654ad8b48012f85d

The synergy between your joke, your avatar, and your name is a thing of beauty. I'm laughing so hard, no less than three coworkers have wandered over to see if i'm stroking out.

The only person making your link an obligation is yourself.

Hey, hey, hey. Man went to Northwestern, all right? He's not some Verison store managing, state school fucking ignoramus. I think he knows what he's talking about.

No no, for it to be relevant you have to be a friend of a writer for the AV Club, or, better yet, write for the AV Club. The jokes, such as they are, can evidently be as pedantic and lame as limited imagination and a cursory Google image search allow. The ground's the limit.

How does using it ironically fight it? You're just perpetuating it while trying to slide some daylight between you and it. Embrace it or ignore it.

Droopy?

You're all right, Mr. Teti. You're all right.

Does an ellipsis qualify as a smorgasbord of punctuation nowadays? Or is it just a way to indicate the end of a thought?

Agreed! Since when does Alice Cooper open for Motley fucking Crue?

Holy shit is this a load of pretentious twaddle. "There's a sense of dread in that milkshake, too." Are you kidding? No, there isn't. It's a fucking milkshake. There's a flirtatious tension in the scene, but the milkshake isn't the locus of it. That's like saying that the bishop in "The Thomas Crown Affair" is filled…