That line caused me to cringe inwardly while helplessly blurting out laughter.

Ursula LeGuin's a goddess.

They should just send in one guy with a suitcase nuke, and put an end to the show forever. 

The nosy daughter's gonna find it and blow herself up.

Even if he is the mole, Carrie still had a manic episode that caused her to leave sensitive documents laying around.

The VP said he'd only been in the bunker for 8 hours, so I don't think it's been a week since the bombing.  If I get a chance to read through the comments, I'm sure I'll see that others made this observation, so my apologies.

Stewie's Hot Topic comment after the car accident was amusing.

Indeed! After the pizza place one.

Abigail Breslin's performance here wrested away from E.T.'s Drew Barrymore the prize for most adorable little girl in a movie about aliens.

"McGregor, Portman, and Christensen have all been brilliant elsewhere"

The Pacer scene reminded me of this scene from Undeclared:

George doesn't like tuna because it reminds him of Zoe.

Anyone who couldn't give two shits about this topic may as well stop reading this comments section now.

Keanu Reeves is the worst actor ever.

It would make sense that he was in Cold Mountain.  I think everyone except Renee Zellwegger (Sp?) was English in that movie. 

And a Sum Young Boy sex doll!

Thank you.  Also idiotic was the way they had a man singing from a woman's point of view. 

What good song? This was an overlong, shit version of a good song.

I thought it gargled my balls. I don't care who sang it.

The Ledge was a bad film.  I held on through the entire thing because I was told I'd get to see Liv's bare boobies, but I'd seen them previously, so I guess that's really no excuse.