Cranky old dude in the tower
I've read the books, so I know who this character is.

I guess this might be a SPOILER, but it more or less just continues something that was started a couple of comments ago, about what a cop-out killing characters, then revealing how they're not dead after all, is. I just began reading the books a week or so after the series began and am now in limbo waiting for Book…

"Does Eva Green have something in her contract that says she need to be bathing naked in each episode? Just curious."

Moment of Zen
Lindsey Thomas's statement above reminds me of a clip from The Daily Show (generally one of my favorite half-hours of TV) from about 10 years ago that still occasionally haunts me to this day. I think they'd done a thing about a recall on those Razor (sp?) scooters earlier in the program, and the Moment…

I just read down a few inches and saw that someone else thought of the house. Sorry.

Maybe the account's empty because Stan bought that house as a surprise for the family. The one he took Belko to see about 3 fucking years ago. Either that or he's an owner of the casino, Rosie got a job as a whore there, (and here I diverge from Twin Peaks) he almost had sex with her until he found out who she was…

Too bad about Woody, because he's too old. The absolute oldest Haymitch could have been was 43 in the book, while Woody's going to be 50 in a couple months. I've said this before, but here it is again: Domenic West would be a perfect Haymitch. He's just past 40 now, and plays a really believable drunk (see The…

idiocy
I started smoking as an experiment when I was 17, because about half of my friends smoked and were always bitching about nic fits. I figured I'd force myself to smoke until addicted, learn what a nic fit was exactly, and then prove my superiority by quitting immediately. I did quit for about 4 months, but…

Mitch's wardrobe
"I know that Mitch, constantly decked out in her galoshes and raincoat, is supposed to look depressed and dumpy, but to me she looks like a slightly unkempt L.L. Bean model."

I listened to the dvd commentary about the whole Conway Twitty thing, because I wondered if they'd explain why the hell they did it. They said it was because they were hoping people might turn the show on late, see the video, think it was a Hee Haw rerun or something, and never watch Fox again.

goofs
So is the name Ifraine or Ingraine? Oh yeah, it's neither. Aside from these, there are numerous fuck-ups in this review (grammar and spelling) that really could have been avoided with a quick proofing.

Agreed. That's about the only reason to watch this incredibly yawn-inducing show. I was catching up with it the other day, got to the third or fourth scene of the werewolves acting like idiots, realized that the only nudity I'd seen so far this season involved the occasional random stripper, and determined that I…