Oddly enough, I say #12 every day.

That's a fortunate coincidence, as it was intended to remind you of that reference to the television show being discussed.

Oh, it's just you again.

Yeah, I don't see the parallel there to making a racist caricature out of Whoopi Goldberg, or the supposed lack of "self-awareness" in that paragraph, or even what your issue is, exactly.

Yeah, uh… That's not something I would ever do or even think of, so "self-restraint" doesn't enter into it.

That's actually supposed to be on Crackle.

Yeah, we never put images at the top of Coming Distractions, just the videos. Now you know!

No cologne. Just crap.

Billy Joel, the Devil's Mozart.

I'm hoping for more Curb Your Enthusiasm.

I'm happy to take the brave stance of saying Comcast's customer service is not that great.

No. All stories here remain mandatory.

You can still be a slave for measures of distance, dude.

Still, didn't your town rank its kids by anger?

Uh……… okay.

At least twice, apparently.

He's 17, so he's like 90 in chicken years.

Or you could just "snark" about that yourself. This isn't Burger King.

Actually, I have a Crosley too. But it sucks. I keep it in my home office for late night listening when my wife is asleep.

There's an entire, intermittently amusing book about it!