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Sean ONeal
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Close. He's on Dancing With The Stars.

Actually, it was intended to be a self-deprecating dig at all the '90s nostalgia we just spent a whole week on (and often traffic in). But I can see how that didn't come across for everyone. Enjoy part two!

Also the movies are junk! Ha ha!

No, in this one it's God who's laying in the bushes to light that ass up.

You know, Alex, we must be coming up on the fourth or fifth straight year of you whinging on about how my writing is beneath you, and always with the same tired insults. Is this the longest relationship you've ever had?

I don't think I said it like that.

Ah, I see. When reading a comment posted under my article, I tend to assume that the comment is talking about my article. (Though you'd think years of experience would disabuse me of that notion.)

I didn't blame anything on any one individual (let alone a "super hacker"). All I said was the FBI would likely start by looking at 4chan, since that's where the post originated.

Thanks for your "input."

Point taken, everyone. I changed the headline to "stolen."

It's a reference to the Good Morning Burger commercial, a video of which is linked in the sentence containing said reference.

That's why you go there at inning six before shit gets crazy. (Also because the Cubs are clearly going to lose again.)

The Taco Bell on Clybourn is, no joke, the finest Taco Bell I have ever eaten at in my approximately 30 years of eating Taco Bell, all across this great nation of ours. Its 4.5 star Yelp rating does not lie. The Wrigley Field Taco Bell is also surprisingly good. Perhaps here it's the quality, not quantity that matters.

Nope, that's my mistake, sorry. John Doe withdrew with prejudice. Fixed that, and there's also a link now. Thanks.

Oh, we passed the 1,000,000 person mark around the advent of Myspace.

There are three independent video stores within walking distance of my place. Where do you live?

Yeah, that's pretty much what I said in the paragraphs before and after the quote, under a headline that says he answers "whether the argument is dead" by being dragged into it again.

NO COMEDY PLEASE.

Don't blame me. I told you about this already.