Thanks! Actually, I'm trying to take on more things like this as part of my new duties—though I don't know about a regular autobiographical column (I would get incredibly sick of myself).

Sorry for being white.

Mallrats takes place the day prior to Clerks, and they're related by interconnecting characters. Kevin Smith calls it a prequel.

I was curious myself, so I looked it up. He actually has a new Ninja Turtles song called "Rock The Halfshell." And there's this video for it, which is amazing:

He didn't say those things on Fox News.

It's really different from Swell Maps, but I'm a big fan of the first two Jacobites records and Nikki Sudden's solo Waiting On Egypt. Like I said, it's got an obvious Bob Dylan/Rolling Stones vibe, but it still has that shambling Swell Maps quality (which may just be a nice way of saying Sudden has a weird voice).

According to Mano, at least, he worked on "Lost In The World" but was never properly credited.

Yep, that's the reference.

In the UK, they're up to Now 88.

Yeah, you tell him!

"HBO is throwing out The Leftovers" still on deck.

I seriously don't know who I write these things for anymore.

…. You get that Sony is still releasing a movie about assassinating Kim Jong Un, right?

Fixed.

Whoops, you're right. Thanks.

That's some tip-top Internetting, guy.

Me either, actually.

We'd better go back to 2001-2004, then.

Works for me?

The abyss stares back: