As a native of Louisiana, I know it's a horrible, Third World place, but does "reality" TV have to dig up and publicize every dumb fuck who lives in that shithole?

As a native of Louisiana, I know it's a horrible, Third World place, but does "reality" TV have to dig up and publicize every dumb fuck who lives in that shithole?

"Santa likes to fuck fat chicks in the ass."

Bad Santa 2: Still an Elf-Fucker

Bad Santa 2: Still an Elf-Fucker

We Can’t Be Stopped

We Can’t Be Stopped

Nothing about Route 666?! It's only his greatest movie ever!

Nothing about Route 666?! It's only his greatest movie ever!

Re the reference to Everett's appearance on Supernatural: in his younger days, he actually looked a bit like Misha Collins.

Re the reference to Everett's appearance on Supernatural: in his younger days, he actually looked a bit like Misha Collins.

There is no such creature as "a tragic waste of Bruce Campbell."
No matter how crappy the movie, every moment The Chin is onscreen is golden.
He's the only reason I watch Burn Notice anymore.

There is no such creature as "a tragic waste of Bruce Campbell."
No matter how crappy the movie, every moment The Chin is onscreen is golden.
He's the only reason I watch Burn Notice anymore.

That's a Big Twinkie, if it isn't already, should be the title of a gay porn film.

That's a Big Twinkie, if it isn't already, should be the title of a gay porn film.

Clarence Boddiker should be played by Topher Grace, who will spend the entire movie threatening to put his foot up someone's ass, just like his dear ol' dad did.

Clarence Boddiker should be played by Topher Grace, who will spend the entire movie threatening to put his foot up someone's ass, just like his dear ol' dad did.

When does the movie version of Paul Is Undead come out?

When does the movie version of Paul Is Undead come out?

We're not using the Zed word!