Why don't they do a darker version of 'Family Affair'?

…and what's the deal with Ovaltine?

Bang, Bang! Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down upon his head…

Greatest silent movie of all time: '"Silent Movie" by Mel Brooks. Marcel Marceau had the best line in this film.

Can we add the Family Guy Episode where Brian and Stewie get locked in the bank vault? I like my comedy without pathos. Perfect example: Seinfeld.

Memo to Arfus902:

Memo to AMC:

Watching Jerry Lewis's movies is like riding a moped. It's fun until your girlfriend catches you.

That's okay as long as AMC keeps showing movie classics such as "Pinata: Survival Island"!

I'm still waiting for "It's The Wicker Man, Charlie Brown!" with Snoopy as Lord Sommerset.

Didn't they make a Meatballs sequel without Bill Murray. That worked out pretty well didn't it?

Blade Runner 2: How Deckard Got His Groove Back
C'mon Ridley! The last three Blade Runner cuts were good as is! The next thing you know you'll be doing another Alien film, AWW TOO SOON?

Conan 3
"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and have your wife tell you to get out of here and go sleep in the Hum-Vee!"

They finally this film
"Cooties-The Movie"

October Surprise
On the bright side, with this coming out in October, it will be a welcome change to see this instead of another Saw sequel or Paranormal Activity 3.

April Fool?
Haa! Haa! Haa! Boy, that was a good one! You really got me there, guys! Pull a funny on Arfus, right? Right? RIGHT? OH COME ON!!

Music: A New Hope
This is truly a great day. According to statistics, high school test scores went down after the release of "My Humps."

Everybody Sing!
'Believe it or not I'm walking on air…'

"Worst film you ever saw. Well the next film will be even better!"

I'm going to the snack bar
If these Sci-Fi (sorry, Sy Fy) movies were released 30 years ago, they would be perfect Drive-In fodder.