Elmo checks the age of consent first!

It wasn't. But isn't that what is supposed to happen? Hand things over to the police to make sure there's not a pattern, rather than hiring a PI to hush things up? Note: I'll edit my original post to clarify that there have been no such accusations.

It wasn't. But isn't that what is supposed to happen? Hand things over to the police to make sure there's not a pattern, rather than hiring a PI to hush things up? Note: I'll edit my original post to clarify that there have been no such accusations.

Well, I just read the NY Times Media Decoder blog post linked above. Apparently, Sesame Workshop decided the Penn State/Joe Paterno model was the best and had "outside investigators" looking into it for several months rather than the police.

Well, I just read the NY Times Media Decoder blog post linked above. Apparently, Sesame Workshop decided the Penn State/Joe Paterno model was the best and had "outside investigators" looking into it for several months rather than the police.

It was a Brian May joint originally.

It was a Brian May joint originally.

Nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!

Nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!

You say Goldman was "yet another … New York City intellectual", implying that Milton Berle was an intellectual, which seems inaccurate. Unless "intellectual" is a code-word for "Jew", in which case, well…

You say Goldman was "yet another … New York City intellectual", implying that Milton Berle was an intellectual, which seems inaccurate. Unless "intellectual" is a code-word for "Jew", in which case, well…

All actors in pornography must be 18, which is pretty well publicized. That is probably a source of the impression.

All actors in pornography must be 18, which is pretty well publicized. That is probably a source of the impression.

and the URL still says "warriors-gate"

and the URL still says "warriors-gate"

… Then I changed the channel to Cinemax. We didn't subscribe to Cinemax, of course, so I spent the next two hours hoping to see a flicker of scrambled boob.

… Then I changed the channel to Cinemax. We didn't subscribe to Cinemax, of course, so I spent the next two hours hoping to see a flicker of scrambled boob.

Wait, we could have 2 80s Wonder Years-type shows? As someone who was a Teen in the 80s, do I have to watch both of them? And will the characters be watching The Wonder Years?

Wait, we could have 2 80s Wonder Years-type shows? As someone who was a Teen in the 80s, do I have to watch both of them? And will the characters be watching The Wonder Years?

I'm in my forties, kiddos. At this point, it's nothing but dad rock. And I don't even have kids!