I do feel sorry for Mr or Ms.. Toulouse-Lautrec, being forced to read the nauseating drivel that passes for wit around here. It's quite unkind of his or her captors. At least they allow access to a keyboard and mouse, so that he or she may post, repeatedly, about how tasteless it all is. If Born were able to follow…

Well, the kid got out of the death fridge, so maybe he got out of the car during the commercial break.

Well, the kid got out of the death fridge, so maybe he got out of the car during the commercial break.

Sometimes it's both.

Sometimes it's both.

Old Doctor Who: Companions have abrupt exists due to sloppy storytelling. New Doctor Who: It's on purpose now.

Old Doctor Who: Companions have abrupt exists due to sloppy storytelling. New Doctor Who: It's on purpose now.

We've had this discussion before. Yes. Yes they are.

We've had this discussion before. Yes. Yes they are.

Andy Kaufman?

Andy Kaufman?

It's just "Residents-Evil", I think.

It's just "Residents-Evil", I think.

This movie should be called "Expendables Slims".

This movie should be called "Expendables Slims".

Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy!

Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy!

Ha Ha Tonka was the support act when I saw them a few weeks ago. There was a 3rd band, but don't remember if it was Linfinity. Ha Ha Tonka was OK, but I give them full credit for naming themselves after a very cool Missouri state park that I visited in my youth.

Ha Ha Tonka was the support act when I saw them a few weeks ago. There was a 3rd band, but don't remember if it was Linfinity. Ha Ha Tonka was OK, but I give them full credit for naming themselves after a very cool Missouri state park that I visited in my youth.

Twice, I've seen concert listings for these guys, thought "oh, they sound like they would be right in my wheelhouse" and gone to see them. Tellingly, the second time this happened, I had totally forgotten that I'd seen them a couple of years before. It's decent music, and they seem like a cool bunch of musicians, but…