It's time to put all this nonsense behind us.

"Hey baby, want to help me make an audition video? No… you're not going to need to read from a script. Just, please, no crying, ok?"

"Hey baby, want to help me make an audition video? No… you're not going to need to read from a script. Just, please, no crying, ok?"

That's what she said?

That's what she said?

I would really miss that one where Snooki fights the Cybermen.

I would really miss that one where Snooki fights the Cybermen.

Unfair. Backpage requires all pimps to certify that their whores are at least 18 years old. If we live in a world where you can't trust a pimp, well, I guess I blame Obama.

Unfair. Backpage requires all pimps to certify that their whores are at least 18 years old. If we live in a world where you can't trust a pimp, well, I guess I blame Obama.

@avclub-b227e90d5c87a54470a346bc159380ef:disqus Wouldn't be the AV Club w/out a callout to woods porn.

@avclub-b227e90d5c87a54470a346bc159380ef:disqus Wouldn't be the AV Club w/out a callout to woods porn.

After doing a bit of reading at fairmormon.org, I understand that many Mormons do not feel that "get your own planet" is a fair rendering of the LDS doctrines surrounding exaltation. One might think it would be a better approach to refer under-informed writers to such apologetic resources, rather than simply call them…

After doing a bit of reading at fairmormon.org, I understand that many Mormons do not feel that "get your own planet" is a fair rendering of the LDS doctrines surrounding exaltation. One might think it would be a better approach to refer under-informed writers to such apologetic resources, rather than simply call them…

@avclub-eecca5b6365d9607ee5a9d336962c534:disqus Well, I'm not a Mormon, so perhaps I'm not qualified to interpret Doctrine and Covenants 132:20, but "Then shall they be gods, because they have all power, and the angels are subject unto them. " doesn't sound THAT far off from what I said.

@avclub-eecca5b6365d9607ee5a9d336962c534:disqus Well, I'm not a Mormon, so perhaps I'm not qualified to interpret Doctrine and Covenants 132:20, but "Then shall they be gods, because they have all power, and the angels are subject unto them. " doesn't sound THAT far off from what I said.

Flock of Pedantic Grammarians… wow, haven't thought of that band in almost 30 years! They were all over MTV back in the day.

Flock of Pedantic Grammarians… wow, haven't thought of that band in almost 30 years! They were all over MTV back in the day.

Micky Dolenz doesn't Cherish the idea of using meth.

Micky Dolenz doesn't Cherish the idea of using meth.

I thought it was Hulk singing "Ain't Misbehavin'".