Are you one of those entitled Millennials I keep hearing about whose parents would never let the teacher give them a grade lower than a "A-"?

Are you one of those entitled Millennials I keep hearing about whose parents would never let the teacher give them a grade lower than a "A-"?

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiii…..

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiii…..

Your name may not be any of my business, but I'm guessing it's "Wooderson".

Your name may not be any of my business, but I'm guessing it's "Wooderson".

"We're mermaids on the moon…"

"We're mermaids on the moon…"

But they didn't experience them, which I think is the point.

Lets see… I am 25 years older than these kids. So, they should be my children at least.

Lets see… I am 25 years older than these kids. So, they should be my children at least.

No reason it CAN'T be grammatically correct. Usage of "they" as a  3rd-person singular of indeterminate gender has been around for centuries (including Shakespeare, among others).

No reason it CAN'T be grammatically correct. Usage of "they" as a  3rd-person singular of indeterminate gender has been around for centuries (including Shakespeare, among others).

Beloit: The Carleton of Wisconsin

Beloit: The Carleton of Wisconsin

It's a disposable iPad that you get every day. It also gets your hands dirty.

It's a disposable iPad that you get every day. It also gets your hands dirty.

The one where he sets the neighborhood on fire with his grill. That's the best one.

The one where he sets the neighborhood on fire with his grill. That's the best one.

And that white "creme" they use to fill Twinkies.