I am actually
Surprised this guy is still alive.

Oh, I see you go to Hollywood Upstairs Technical College, too.

His sermons are 3 hours of complaining about the unbearable pain he lives with every day.

Second on Boot Liquor. Usually very good, a little heavy on the Bloodshot, but there ain't nuthin' wrong with that.

oops, ^ that goes below. Carry on about the broads, dames and skirts.

Those old bluegrass guys are really the only ones I will accept gospel music from.

Those old bluegrass guys are really the only ones I will accept gospel music from.

Yeah, Hung Over Together is a good one for those funny, kinda still drunk hangovers. Sunday Mornin' is for those "everything went wrong, maybe I should rethink things" hangovers. In addition to the cash and Kristofferson versions The Handsome Family does a great one.

Oh, I don't know.. maybe people who want to be on ANTM?

I live not too far from La Grande
and was really embarrassed for my state-mates. Good to see Martin getting involved and helping stick it to those uptight whities.

Remember that Halloween episode of the Simpsons when Homer opens the door and it's Kang and Kodos and Homer yells, "Oh Great! Mormons!" Pure gold. Whenever I open my front door and there is some smelly hippie there looking for me sign his/her petition I always say, "well, at least your not a Mormon."

But you do wear special undergarments, right?

Ooh, Ooh!
Is it 1) misspelling Jemaine and 2) using 'meh' in an internets post? What do I win?

You gotta pay the troll toll of you want this boy's soul.

Hey man, if you're finally cool then you are not uncool which, according to you, is the new cool. So there, still not cool. Sorry to burst yer bubble.

I wanna know more about his/her "favorite teen chat sites" mentioned in the thread above.

good one, Hoodwink. I think we may be related.

Are they gonna go after Cheney and Rumsfeld first?

Van Lear Rose is a work of near genius and I thought about that earlier but I decided that VLR would've happened with or without the Cash/Ruben records.

In Kid Rock's defense (ew, that feels bad) most people default to 'kick his ass' when they see Tommy Lee.