I liked it okay, but does it seem like Peter Parker lost an excessive number of surrogate father-figures in that movie?

I don't see why we can't hate on all of them.

It's true that those notes indicated that the original draft had xenomorphs in it, but nothing about them actually indicates that the earlier drafts were GOOD.

Man, I'm not sure who was alleging that; didn't Spaihts also write The Darkest Hour?

Uhm, I KNOW who the MAGUS is, duh.

It is Winona Ryder's character from Beetlejuice, actually.  She spends most of the movie standing behind him, wearing a veil and rolling her eyes.

Also, whoever played her roommate in Star Trek must be pissed.

Huh.  Who is Thanos' real daughter?  I thought Nebula's claim that she was his grand-daughter was fake.

"Like the dude with a hundred pounds of cutlery lashed to his chest is going to listen to the reptile with a stick.  COME ON."

He is not immortal, per se, but it's long been the case that in the comics he does NOT age like everyone else, he actually ages really slowly.  He was a contemporary of Captain America during WWII, he fought in WWI in Spain, and I think spent the late 19th century massacring Canadian fur trappers.

That would be a really good argument for someone who was intimately familiar with his household finances to make.

Oh, man, if there was a "Knowing is Half the Battle" after-credits sequence, this would pretty much be the best movie conceivable.

You say that like it's a joke, but I was actually really interested in the proposed trilogy that was supposed to parallel Acts of the Apostles and Revelation.  Langlois had some pretty intense ideas about the collapse of American agrarian communities and the symbolic persecution of — and ultimately vindication — of…

There's a making-of documentary for this one, in which one of the writers (William Langlois) says that an earlier draft of the script explained that Jackie-A was actually the SAME mule that took Jesus & family into Bethleham, and that his contact with Jesus had made him immortal in the same way that Lazarus or…

His eyes are so tiny.

I know, right?  Who would have thought that a massive economic institution like HBO wouldn't set a priority on rewarding personal loyalty.

@avclub-ea5d7ec524a9fdeab5026aa304dd21fc:disqus Don't worry!  They ARE remaking RoboCop!

Hahahah, man, I didn't know "Duke of Earl" even HAD other lyrics.