Burner phones are too suspicious. An artist carrying around multiple iPhones is so retarded that it loops back around to making perfect sense.

He would do well to describe it as a "hand job."

He would do well to describe it as a "hand job."

New York City is the kind of place where you can sell a dude a soda whilst simultaneously believing that he is The Great Satan. Melting pots are a lot ickier than they're made out to be.

New York City is the kind of place where you can sell a dude a soda whilst simultaneously believing that he is The Great Satan. Melting pots are a lot ickier than they're made out to be.

I think the show has settled into a rut of one pair of agents always carrying an artifact-of-the-week subplot that they intermingle with 1 or 2 other subplots at the same time. Pete and Myka seem to have drawn that straw fairly regularly, and I think it's because the writers really don't have much in the way of…

I think the show has settled into a rut of one pair of agents always carrying an artifact-of-the-week subplot that they intermingle with 1 or 2 other subplots at the same time. Pete and Myka seem to have drawn that straw fairly regularly, and I think it's because the writers really don't have much in the way of…

I feel bad agreeing with you about the sciency stuff, because, well… sciency-wiency, you know? And they pretty clearly had her use her eyes, so I can't give you the 'ol synaesthesia switcheroo explanation, which would have been a pretty badass way around your complaints.

I feel bad agreeing with you about the sciency stuff, because, well… sciency-wiency, you know? And they pretty clearly had her use her eyes, so I can't give you the 'ol synaesthesia switcheroo explanation, which would have been a pretty badass way around your complaints.

Season 2 is definitely smoother, but it's also walking a very weird tightrope between being a nothing-mattered reboot of Season 1 and… something else.

Season 2 is definitely smoother, but it's also walking a very weird tightrope between being a nothing-mattered reboot of Season 1 and… something else.

Shit was pretty bad for her on SG:U as well. She was playing hardcore nerdbait, but I'm not terribly ashamed to admit that it worked like a charm on me. She was solid, and brought out some (predictably) great work from Robert Carlyle.

Shit was pretty bad for her on SG:U as well. She was playing hardcore nerdbait, but I'm not terribly ashamed to admit that it worked like a charm on me. She was solid, and brought out some (predictably) great work from Robert Carlyle.

I think their blood can be turned into future-steroids or something. It wasn't mentioned in any of the movies, thankfully.

I think their blood can be turned into future-steroids or something. It wasn't mentioned in any of the movies, thankfully.

That is the epitome of romance: dangerous, stupid and self-centered.

That is the epitome of romance: dangerous, stupid and self-centered.

Wouldn't you be? I would be. I love that guy!

Wouldn't you be? I would be. I love that guy!

Is it okay to hate him because he had a press conference to announce that he had a vision of Guadalupe Hidalgo who gave him the saintly version of a thumbs-up on his entire life?