I can imagine that maintaining eye contact isn't a major issue when it does happen.

I can imagine that maintaining eye contact isn't a major issue when it does happen.

No need for Billy Corgan here; this article already admits it's about him. His time is better spent teasing out the subtle connections between Billy Corgan and all the other articles that us plebes blithely assume are not about Billy Corgan, but are actually all about Billy Corgan.

No need for Billy Corgan here; this article already admits it's about him. His time is better spent teasing out the subtle connections between Billy Corgan and all the other articles that us plebes blithely assume are not about Billy Corgan, but are actually all about Billy Corgan.

Isn't every song a song about John Mayer being a douche, in a way?

Isn't every song a song about John Mayer being a douche, in a way?

I am totally okay with this, because I feel like anybody who's going to give money to Amanda Palmer in the first place is going to get pretty much what they expect, and exactly what they deserve.

I am totally okay with this, because I feel like anybody who's going to give money to Amanda Palmer in the first place is going to get pretty much what they expect, and exactly what they deserve.

I hope it's a thick soup. Not chunky, because that stuff gets stuck in the dentures, but still thick, because I want to feel like I'm really eating something, you know? Also, I like it to be spicy, but not too spicy. You're not making it too spicy, are you?

I hope it's a thick soup. Not chunky, because that stuff gets stuck in the dentures, but still thick, because I want to feel like I'm really eating something, you know? Also, I like it to be spicy, but not too spicy. You're not making it too spicy, are you?

0 means 1!

0 means 1!

There's a joke here about the whole graduating class having had sex with her mom. I'll leave you to work out the details.

There's a joke here about the whole graduating class having had sex with her mom. I'll leave you to work out the details.

Yeah, but Satan admitted defeat - which is pretty weird for a guy who just played a ridiculous wankfest of a solo. I cannot picture Van Halen or Malmsteen or any of the other big wanker names simply giving up and admitting defeat during a similar contest - at least not if nobody else was watching. If they had an…

Yeah, but Satan admitted defeat - which is pretty weird for a guy who just played a ridiculous wankfest of a solo. I cannot picture Van Halen or Malmsteen or any of the other big wanker names simply giving up and admitting defeat during a similar contest - at least not if nobody else was watching. If they had an…

Well you know what they say: when you're right 52% of the time, you're wrong 48% of the time.

Well you know what they say: when you're right 52% of the time, you're wrong 48% of the time.

Yeah, but there's a lot of really bad stuff out there that's complex and nuanced too. It's used to make academics feel better about themselves and their life choices, and if that's not clever niche marketing, I don't know what is. Poetry analysis and criticism is a rabbit hole; it's a full pendulum swing away from,…

Yeah, but there's a lot of really bad stuff out there that's complex and nuanced too. It's used to make academics feel better about themselves and their life choices, and if that's not clever niche marketing, I don't know what is. Poetry analysis and criticism is a rabbit hole; it's a full pendulum swing away from,…