Dumbass continues to be a dumbass as Grandma acts totally weird for (at least) the second time, but no, that's fine. It's not like she was planning on going up to a cabin where her granddaughter later discovered a murdered Elder, and then thinks she didn't actually go into a house where her scarf was, and now doesn't…

I dunno, I was hoping for "DENTAL PLAN."

Agreed on the awesome moments. Grenades and backstabbing ruled, and indeed, the entire scene between Elena and Rebekah wasn't just awesome, it was genuinely well-crafted and well-executed. I was successfully lulled into complacency by the two actors, such that the dagger in the back was actually a surprise. That takes…

It's not quite killing an Original with a nuclear weapon, but at least they're thinking somewhat outside the box!

I wonder if the host of the Academy Awards has to sign some sort of contract promising that they won't poke fun at any load-bearing celebrities or movies, for fear that the whole thing will just come tumbling down all around them.

Well, someone other than Chris Tucker.

I'd suggest that execution, if allowed at all, should require proof beyond a reasonable doubt, and that the true failing of our current system is that what we currently call "proof beyond a reasonable doubt" is anything but.

Brett Ratner believes he does, or so I heard.

You really should've sent that guy a written thank-you note for such a glorious setup.

Yeah, I misspoke; my bad. Not nearly enough Woody and Lassiter would've been the more accurate way to frame my displeasure with tonight's episode.

Woody and Lassiter are in serious contention for completely outshining everybody else in the cast for this entire half-season.

And he still hasn't shaved those sideburns.

I'm imagining a scenario wherein the burly man to which the script was handcuffed "persuaded" Mr. Hurt that it was of the highest quality, perhaps by subtly hinting that he'd been trained to break downward-facing thumbs on sight.

Just to make sure that all of you trip all of the balls, as well you should:

Yo dawg, I heard you liked Inception, so you may want to sit down because this joke is going to take awhile.

This is the type of music I could see a "Town Musician" playing three or four nights a week at some club for a decent salary and some benefits. It'd be nice if things worked that way, instead of what we had in the latter portion of the 20th century, or whatever the fuck it is that we have now.

…After a very rocky start, huh? Shameless.

Maybe the guy playing Quinn is secretly a really solid improvisor? It seems so odd to think that, but where else do you get something like that line?

I'm a big fan of Soul Coughing, but I'm not a big fan of whatever dyslexic Dr. Frankenstein chopped up their song for this episode. Bad form.

To further dissect the corpse of PS's joke: I don't think Whitney is capable of casually mentioning anything.