Liked, for summing up my secret core objection to virtually every organized movement ever.

I suppose the logical followup question is: does some pre-warp variant of the Prime Directive apply to Juggalo Nation?

This is the most consistent thing about the show: Dean pretends there's a code, but just does whatever the hell he thinks he can live with at any given moment. And he's often wrong about what, exactly, he can live with.

Don't ask me; ask the writers. They've flirted with it several times already, and then pulled back, because they can't seem to make up their minds about what they want the show to be or where they want it to go.

The lower-level Leviathans this week mentioned the apparent contradiction specifically: these two losers can barely hold their own shit together, and yet they're a top priority for the boss. It's interesting to note that the Leviathans could easily come to both conclusions - either that these two dudes are worthless…

When you're young, and blenders are awesome, and some foods are awesome, sometimes your dumb-strong youthful stubbornness convinces your taste buds that anything you create by sticking awesome stuff into an awesome machine is going to be awesome, no matter what. Nobody can really tell you that you're wrong as long as…

I liked this show better when it was darker and creepier and Lance Henriksen was the lead actor and also the fairy tale bullshit came from the Bible instead.

The writers decided that four people getting chloroformed - some of them adjacent to other people - was the limit of plausibility. Five was just right out.

[Fat joke.]

Is it a good sign or a bad sign that I enjoyed fake Dean and fake Sam a lot more than real Dean and real Sam? Maybe I'm just a sucker for anybody with the courage to say that eggplant tastes like self-righteousness.

If there were no dick and/or fart jokes in this movie, then they definitely did not learn anything from Shakespeare.

I heard somewhere that if you lick her, she tastes like actual Snodgrass.

"The Secret Gaping Circle."

War on Drugs
War on Terror
War on Clownish Insanity

I wonder if we'll get any scenes of Faye, Diana and Melissa furtively attempting to light things on fire by screaming bloody murder. Faye, at least, seems like a prime candidate to give it a few college tries. I'll actually be pretty disappointed if she doesn't.

I guess I was alone in thinking that "intelligent, typing dog" was the other obvious explanation.

Okay, I'm going to get a little cute:

Based on my limited understanding, The Thing is supposed to continuously mutate so as to better resemble an actual human being.

There's a pretty interesting topic of discussion buried underneath all of this about the decision writers make in most supernatural shows to ghettoize the supernatural, how they go about doing it, and whether or not it "works."

Seeing Bonnie become a witch - indeed, the only witch we've ever seen on the show - that actually dedicates herself fully to (aggressively and violently, hopefully!) enforcing the balance of nature would be pretty badass. She definitely wouldn't be a Black Hat antagonist either, which is a nice bonus. While Dark…