I think BS2 is pretty…rated. People called it out for being as bad as it is and nobody saw it.

This brings up a question that has been vexing me ever since every single person I know started calling "Equilibrium" underrated:

Once you POP the fun don't stop please no don't

If you see something, bleep blortle something.

Why I have no idea what it is you speak of my quoting was correct the first time. </lie>

For instance, the way Louie ums and uhs every time someone asks him if he wants fries with that.

How do you dishevel that which is already disheveled?

"Hey Brian, it's your cousin Marvin. Marvin Eno. You know that sound you're always hearing? Well listen to this!"

I'm just going to stop at this comment and assume everything that comes after is tempered, thought-out, meaningful discourse.

Okay, the guy in the Sanuk commercial before the video has no right to complain about the other passengers on the flight when he's got his legs crossed in the middle row. I've seen some heinous shit perpetrated upon my personal space on an airplane but no one, no one is monstrous enough to cross their flippin' legs…

No stopping me this time, Smee. This is it. Don't make a move Smee, not a step. My finger's on the trigger. Don't try to stop me, Smee. This is it. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't you dare try to stop me this time, Smee, try to stop me. Smee, you'd better get up off…

Machines don't fix themselves, sir.

Now look what you've done! We'll be back. Oh we'll be back.

I guess they habit of doing that, don't they?

Uncle Ben returned?!? I've been eating his rice all these years he's gonna be pissed.

As far as I can tell, comic books often treat "Event Deaths" like these more like "when this character dies, it's gonna be like this. But that'll come after all the continuing titles' storylines, conveniently enough." I believe they did as much with the Batman.

Halle Berry's career just hasn't been the same since her Oscar win for Whompler's Ball.

How 'bout I'll be Police Chief Wiggum and you be Carl Reiner I HATE Carl Reiner.

The best part of my day, Master Bruce. Best part of my day. For about ten seconds, from when I pull up to the curb and when I get to your door, 'cause I think, maybe I'll get up there and I'll knock on the door and you won't be there. No goodbye. No see you later. No nothing. You just left. I don't know much, but I…

*pushes glasses up bridge of nose