…go crazy?

It would be amazing to have a superhero movie where the only thing being threatened was the small town our hero lives in. It would be far more affecting to see one old guy's hardware store that he built from the ground up be crushed than ten blocks' worth of skyscrapers.

I love Janelle Monae's craftsmanship. You can tell every song was gone over with a fine-toothed comb, mixed and mastered with care, and then given Janelle's stamp of approval, which came in the form of adding the same exact rap verse to every song.

Will this one catch us up on how he became Spiderman? It's been two years and I'm already forgetting.

I know it would be hard to maintain, but I wish the "New to Us" or "Outliers" would be covered for at least a few weeks after being introduced.

At first his reticence was super frustrating, but it became funny as Scott kept prodding him for answers about ANYTHING.

You know you're courting a well-run corporate account when searching for TNT's twitter first brings up TNT Latino.

Just let me do my show once a month for christssakes!

Rest In Pig?

Richard Harrow's gotta be my least favorite CBB character. There's not much to him other than explaining murder heaven to Scott and his halting grumble tosses all the momentum of the show out the window. Even when he's "yes, and"-ing something, it sounds like he's saying no.

(3 years late)
I was hoping that, during their tender moment, George was going to tell Jonathan that he was glad his last erection was going to be with him.

For all the good that finale did me, I might as well have shoved it up my ass.

I guess I just felt like the ending, with Adam running to Hannah's rescue was written, shot and scored like this moment of romantic triumph, even though the last thing those two needed was to be together again.

The season 2 finale left such a weird taste in my mouth. All the characters made emotionally destructive decisions that were treated as the opposite. It made me feel weird in my tummy.

Golly I hope so. The first season was very funny, while the second got a bit glum for my tastes.

*points at redesign* I damn you!

Native American Horror Story

I will help fund this movie for Allison Brie as Death. How much do you need? I've got….twenty bucks, but I can hit up an ATM on the way home.

The film "Punishment Park" heavily influenced MIA's video for her single "Born Free."

It was great to hear an aural manifestation of all those Michael Jackson jokes my dad forwards to my inbox every morning.