The Coulter/Pallin sex tapes. That's all I'm sayin.

Airsex?? Goddamn right. Goddamn Air was askin' for it, walkin' around in an outfit like that!

*reaching for lotion*

*SPOILER* alert- the Ex presidents.. are SURFERS!

and Chomps FTW

What THIS thread needs is masturbating polar bear joke. Anyone?

GREAT ODIN"S RAINBOW, that hurt!

um. . Cancer Vs. AIDs ? anyone?

It's better than getting canceraidsinafire.

I'm so excited! I just set up my own Friendster account. I hear it's the 'new thing.''

But seriously, it'd be more like pogoing than moshing. The intuitive X-Ray can see right through me.

a Natalie Portmanteaux, by chance?
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Don't you mean 'Hobo-lution'? …I mean, as opposed to hoping they use 'hobolubrication?'

Polarbear, you've just officially killed my buzz.

I know who stole the lunches. It was that damn Sasquatch!

Spelling AGAIN. Damn!

I recently went on a 3 week gay-cation in the Gaymen Islands. The loose, relaxing atmoshpere was a comfortable setting for all the experimenting that occurred.

George Plimpton-
Welcome… once again… to COCKstrapiece Theeee-yatre!

YOU DO SIMPLE JACK NOW!

I a have a Bachelor of Arts degree in Televangelism with a minor in Carnival Management