Baby seals aren't the only thing I stuff!!

I'm too sexy for my shirt
too sexy for my shirt
so sexy it huuuurts

RIGHT ON!! I've heard rumors of Eli Roth making Thanksgiving into an actual movie, that would be fucking rightious…. yes.

hey-O for the Zoolander reference…

in Soviet Russia ENVELOPE push YOU!!

why's everybody gots a problem with rap(e) music!?! that shits tight, ya'll!!

what about JACKBlackhawkdown??!! sorry I'm drunk …Heh hah

has the whole world gone CRAZY??!!!?

i was in a different art gallery, ..inside yer mom's ass and it sounded better than these fucks

awesome. … some lame ass, 80's wannabe pantera fags! oh shit lookout! yeah chiamaira and some other fuckbutt metal bullshit i'm so fucking scared … punk OWNS yer bitch ass DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE!!!!!!

Die in a cancer aids fire!!! i'm not wearing pants!!

am currently shitting in Prison Wine's apartment and shoving my fist up ZMF's bruised asshole … mmm Ellen Degenerate treats you right!!!!!