There's hope, CP:

Gooooooooooooo Cardinals!
 
 
 
 
Wait, I think i'm in the wrong place.

I don't know how you did it, but you managed to imbue that frowny face with extra sadness.

The dolphins, however, are not using their noses to push him to the surface.
 
 
 
 
 
 
What I'm saying is that they're using their penises.

*sighs…glumly flips on TV*

I guess single moms are in right now.

Even his last line was absolutely perfect.

Also, part of the entire premise of this film was a "realistic" take on Superman, where the world more closely resembled our own.  By Goyer's and Synder's own words, it was supposed to be a movie about "first contact."

"It is a remarkable dichotomy. In many ways, Clark is the most human of us all. Then…he shoots fire from the skies, and it is difficult not to think of him as a god. And how fortunate we all are that it does not occur to him."
— Batman

Let us know the name/place when you're ready!  If it's anywhere near/around St. Louis, I'll definitely try to make it there.  Love me some good beer.

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus … yessss….the circle is now complete.

And yet Kirk Cameron was left behind…

*techzero stares hard at mirror*
 
 
 
*shakes head sadly*

Tell me this does nothing for you.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Liar.

God: "Yeah, that's right…all the pretty ones together and alone now."

What does it say that God left all the good-looking people behind?

Yes, I'm finding this out.  The previous homeowners actually purchased it for us, so we didn't have the luxury of choosing.  However, that's proving to be somewhat (maybe) of a silver lining.

What the heck happened here?

I have three of my own, but I just found out that about 1 mile east of where I live there is a place that does long-term care for over 200 cats when their owners can no longer take care of them.  They're looking for volunteers, and I'm thinking about doing it.

Ah, I'm sorry to hear that.  My driver's side rear window did just that about two weeks ago, but it got stuck partially up, so I was able to muscle it up and tape it closed.  After a bit of internet searching, I found out it was the regulator (I could hear the motor whining, so I didn't have to buy a regulator+motor…