There is nothing worse than sitting through terrible, awful movies with little kids. These are movies that you WISH you could walk out of. But you have this smiling kid next to you. Then there's the ultimate level, when even the little ones don't like them. I have taken nephews, neices and now my own rug rats to…

Uh oh
But the Spiderman music will be good, right? This does not bode well.

But did you like it?
I'm confused. If it isn't Pixar, it must be crap.

"The first time I saw ELP's new name I immediately thought of AOL Time Warner: ungainly, unnecessary and unwanted."

Features actually seen in the theater
I'm not a big fan of the Big Lebowski, but I actually saw it in the theater when it released. When discussing this with a friend who loved the movie, he about lost it when I admitted this. I went up a few notches in this book, you could tell.