After enjoying Sons of Anarchy with bros and Miller Light, we enjoy Greco-Roman wresting each other.  Naked.

Yeah, but GILF Gemma can sexually exhaust two chicks half her age.  The mind reels at the possibilities of her schooling them.

Yeah, but GILF Gemma can sexually exhaust two chicks half her age.  The mind reels at the possibilities of her schooling them.

I loved that the two pleasure twins in sexual comas in the opening were made that way by the ministrations of Gemma. 

I loved that the two pleasure twins in sexual comas in the opening were made that way by the ministrations of Gemma. 

Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Mother of all Buttsex.
Mother of all BBBJCIMNS.
Mother of all Benazir Bhuttos.
Mother of all Bubblegumming. 

Which brought about the most worthwhile thing in an otherwise pedestrian episode - Cheryl nekkid.  I'm beginning to worry about my level of interest in this.  Krieger was good, too.

Malory: "I mean, who wears bangs?!"

Porterhouse!  Look at the wax buildup on that vagina! I want it creamed and buffed with a fine chamois and I want it NOW!

PHRASING!!

I'm no Don Johnson, but I'm not sure what "you're giving that one side hell" meant.  The front?  The back?  The left?  The right?  The left or right of what?

OK, so Cyril's hooked up with Pam. 
Lana's hooked up with Pam. 
Mallory's hooked up with Pam via a threesome.  
But only Archer claims she's the best sex ever? 
I've got to admit, my mind wandered to what she could have possibly been doing to/with him.

I'm on record that having hot, dirty, ball-slappin' carnal relations with Cheryl is relevant to my interests.

Did Tom Cruise look like he had some work done around the eyes/forehead?

Nolte growling/slurring, "I'd answer you if I could understand you" to the British chick on the Red Carpet was the highlight of the night.  Then Billy Crystal's sustained imitation of Nolte's low thrumming growl that he emits by inflating his throat sac was all the better for it.

It was that tone that is supposed to drive humans under the age ot 30 nuts.  The Oscars need to keep them dag-gummed kids off'n their dag-nabbed yard, consarnit!

Any show that features the phrase "cock-flavored spit" deserves a long, healthy run.  Perhaps in syndication it will run in a more crepuscular time slot.

I thought it was salt.  Coarse, coarse salt.

"Krieger, Peyton Manning on Line One for you"