What is it about this house that can't let a person rub one out in peace? 

There's a Undead Children's Ball-Rolling League in the house.  It pits the Attic Division (Deformed Attic Shame Child) vs the Basement Division (FrankenWolverineBaby).

Will there just be a small mindfield in the middle of Nowhere, CA?

"I'm terrified, but I'm also totally erect right now" made me cheer - Tig's BACK!  And he got something to do!

"I'm terrified, but I'm also totally erect right n

Vivien wasn't "dreaming" about sex with Mandingo, then Worst Shrink, then Rubber Man… she was totally jackin' it  (what's with women in movies, tv, etc… always putting on music and lighting candles before they spank it?) and fantasizing.  She had a pretty nice looking vibrator.

"Nescafe?" is, hands down, the best line of the night.

Mandigo wants to eat her, baby.

Naw.  She dug up Hayden from under the gazebo.

"…One jock, one cheerleader, one nerd, one stoner kid, and a goth…"

When Constance said she ate offal during her pregnancies, didn't you think "and just look how well those turned out?"

"Hand-rape himself."  [snort]

Our reviewer is finally getting into the spirit of the show.  One of us! One of us! Gooble-gobble! Gooble-gobble!!

I can TOTALLY hear Jax saying that.

Seth McFarland will probably try to play it for a laugh in a Family Guy cut away.

Last week I was bitching about getting bored with the show and its snail-paced build ups (oh look, the badass bikers are rushing to someplace a-gin [say it like Forrest Gump] to wave their guns then mill around and mumble expository dialog).   Sometimes it feels like watching one of those mobile launch pads at the…

"This may not sound like the most thrilling stuff"

Probably… but not via Cobainesque shotgun eating, or he'd look like the Honor Student Ghost.

LOVED the Half-Burned Larry POV McDermott Shakycam (TM) shot.

I heard he had a hook for his foot.