"As soon as Mrs. Coach said she's pregnant in the pilot, I figured they're even depriving us of any Mrs. Coach-getting-plowed action in the near future."

Russell's appearance on a television news program in True Blood, Season 3 is the highlight of the series and NOT to be missed.

The half-burned man, a mass murderer of his own family, looking at McDermott and saying, "I'm trying not to judge you" cracked me the hell up.

Or man-on-opposum, or man-on-thermos, or man-on-chimichanga, etc… ad nauseum… lorem ipsum…

I concur.

I noticed it, too.  He's done it before, but it seemed much more pronounced.  He typically underplays Jax, but that Leo Decaprio strut was in full effect last night.

Think about it from an outlaw biker's POV: Ima pulled an unforgivable sin.

MLP=Musky Labial Psoriasis.

Wow.

I think the point of Bobby's expression was he knew that Clay out-and-lied to the Indian guy, saying, "I give you my word" when he had just said the same thing to Bobby ("I give you my word") about making Bobby the next Prez of SAMCRO when Clay retires.

ANOTHER great colonic scene involving Juice.  What did Chibs say after his green tea colonic: "Something came out of me that I ate when I was 7 years old?"  It's the little comedy throwaways that make me love this show.

I'm assuming, since this "Heart of Archness," that Sterling is going to become Kurtz.  You know "the horror, the horror" riff is coming, right?

I was thinking the same thing last night.  It's as if he's an idiot savante and his mind is only firing on all cylinders when he's nipples-deep in the Dain-jah Zone.

Two episodes in an Tig hasn't been balls deep in a dead hooker, a raccoon, or anything yet.  My disappointment is palpable.

Katie Sagal = MILFy Old Lady Hawtness.  I keep waiting for her to be the "N" in the viewer discretion warning.

Fan fiction opportunity: Balls Deep In Juice.

Juice was Clay's bitch inside prison. Gemma said that's why Clay popped so quick with her, he was used to quick stairwell buggering Juice.  Clay then wailed: "Don't turn what I had with Juice into something cheap and tawdry!!"

Best bit:  Opie's wedding gift of His & Her Colonics from Juice, who says, "Have you ever seen what's trapped in a person's lower intestine?!" and the look on Tig's face, as if to say, "Well… yeah…."

Late getting in on this because, as a 25 year old powerlifter, I have places to be and shit to lift, yaknow.

"Cock-flavored spit." With my supervisor.