Minus?!? What do I gotta do to get the AV Club to give me an A+?? Would using a DAWES sample make you mothafuckas happy? Should I fly in Patton Oswalt to drop verse about Star Wars? And haven't I earned something written by O'Neal? That mothafucka is the Maison Margiela of snark.

My croissants are made by Givenchy! There's fucking diamonds cooked into it! Motherfuckin' AV Club taste buds not even at my level! This ain't some Pillsbury shit, some real fuckin' pastries!