Boner Killing Idelogical Squabbling?
Au contraire. The thought that Angelina is some sort of right-wing Republican whorebag just makes any fantasies I have about her that much dirtier.

You misspelt "misspelled."

The Meow Mix song?
Evil, evil bastards.

Lifetime movie indeed
One cliche after another. All it needs is one of them to come down with a terminal disease and the other three to rally around her deathbed and rediscover The True Meaning of Friendship. "Real life isn't a fairy tale." No shit?

I get my lesbian action the old fashioned way
From porn. Because porn would never stoop to something as ridiculous as Turkish oil wrestling.

That's the moon?
I thought that was just Christina sans makeup.

Barfcore indeed
"Slash/Slash Kids" listening to "Super Super Kids" music? Fuck, when did the world turn into a bad Japanese game show?

It's her name, for Christ's sake. How many hundreds of bands are named after its frontperson, and any band with an ounce of business sense will copyright its name. Nothing "unethical" about it… at least not nearly as unethical as raking in millions by whoring out a brand you didn't build.