Extended simile, bro.

I thought they were the names of dessert ingredients, not sweeteners: Chocolate, Vanilla, I think I heard Cinnamon, etc. Also, Cardamon is definitely not a sweeteners, even though it's used in certain desserts.

Why is there an asterisk in the title?

I absolutely adore Ash Wednesday. Great taste, yo.

At this point, yes. By A Dance with Dragons, I'd argue it's about accurate.

Warm brie is uncannily similar to semen. But still delicious.

Yeah, I liked the softer cut. Also, the sideburns.

He's naturally blond. Also, not blonde, since he's male.

Neither. It's primarily a hang-out comedy.

Most modern scientists pronounce Latin incorrectly, and thus, loci is pronounced with a soft c. At least they're not pronouncing it the church Latin way and saying "lo-chi."

Actually, 11/10c only refers to eastern and central time, and eastern time regularly coincides with pacific. But when the Super Bowl occurs, it only refers to eastern and central, not to pacific at all.

Actually, he needs a comma before the 'and' because he separated two independent clauses with a conjunction. Parse the sentence again.

Really? You think a single episode is a good indication of the entire series? I mean, it's fine to watch an episode and say, It's not for me, but you can't make any substantial criticism of a show based on a single episode. There are certainly critiques to be made of Arrested Development, but ham-fisted quirkiness…

Almost totally a Boo. Sigh.

I see a yacht.

Well, I don't really agree with this review, but I didn't really find the documentary successful (from what I thought its purpose was). She's obviously fixated on the line between her public and private lives, but she's unwilling to actually delve into that private life to show that tension. I think she's actually an…

Yes, completely. To fully understand a work of art, you have to first fully engage with it, and thus treat it like every aspect of it was intentional. If you then come to the conclusion that the intent was shallow, or even missing, that's an actual valid criticism, rather than a projection of assumed flaws. Basically…

Meh. I've seen lots of women who were in between skinny and fat date dudes who were more conventionally attractive than they. Some dudes are attracted to body types like hers, or even personality types like hers. It happens; it just normally happens with dudes who are very comfortable with themselves and with their…

Seriously, try to be coherent. The argument is not that hypocrisy is their only crime. The argument is that for an institution that claims to be Christ's body in the world, the systematic cover-up of child rape is the most horrific sin especially to faithful Catholics. This is not a conversation about hypocrisy. It's…

I literally have no idea what you're attempting to say.